Tag Archive: Hybrid

May
21

GM To Introduce A Hybrid For “Chunky” People..

In an effort to make more “Portly” customers feel good about purchasing a Hybrid GM has decided to introduce models that appear “weight impaired” like their “chubby” owners. GM has not disclosed what the name will be but has axed names like “Blubber-mobile” and”Fat-a-sourus” People from deep inside GM has confirmed the new car will be named “The Rosie O’Donnell”

Apr
10

Mitsubishi Introduces The Worlds First “Pooch” Powered Hybrid..

Falling behind in the ever growing “Hybrid” market Mitsubishi has introduced the worlds first “K9″ powered Hybrid.Mitsubishi will provide you with a large supply of Alpo and Milk Bones to keep “Ole Yeller” happy. Mitsu also asks you use the glove box mounted “Pooper Scouper” and please clean up after your “Sccoby Doo” powered  Hybrid when ever possible..

Dec
11

What Auto Is This? ..Turn Of The Century Hybrid

In 1900 long before Toyota crowded the globe with it’s Hybrid Prius this soon to be famous car maker produced this behemoth half electric half petrol monster. Its creator was only 18 years old when boarded a train to Vienna to start his first job. With no official engineering degree he created a non-friction drivetrain using four hub mounted electric motors.

Each motor was rated at 2.5 horsepower at cruising speed. At full throttle for short bursts they were capable of 7.5 horsepower to each wheel. The electro-car created a press whilrwind. An order was placed by a wealthy Englishman. The car ordered was to much different than the car shown at the 1900 Paris Auto Expo. The special car would have to be four wheel drive and capable of running on both gas and electric. The young skilled engineer melded the two drivetrains in short order. 

The resulting large barge was a monster. The 44 batteries weighed in at close to two tons. The porty cruiser would tip the scales at close to 6000 LBS !!. The price was also massive for the time. A whopping 15,000 Austrian Crowns. The car was personaly delivered to the rich British gentleman in person by the young talented engineer. The Richie Rich customer was so happy with his Hybrid he ordered another. This time in 2 wheel drive. The owner of the this automaker would say of his gifted engineer “He is very young, but a man with a big career before him” Little did he know his employee would go on to design some of the most famous cars of all time. So ahead of its time that NASA studied and used the design principles for the Lunar Rover in use with the Apollo Program. What Auto Is This ??

Nov
16

“Did You know??”

Did You Know?? Ferdinand Porsche created the first “Hybrid” vehicle in 1900.He created it when he was an engineer for Hofwagenfabrik Ludwig Lohner & Co. The Lohner Porsche “Sempa Vivus” consisted of two internal combustion engines and a electric hub motor that stored energy in a battery..Very ahead of its time.

Aug
12

Another Redneck Auto-moment

Not to be behind the times that crazy couple Billy-Bob and Twanda have decided to build a Hybrid.Powered by 4 batteries borrowed from Uncle Jeb’s motorhome and the motor from Twanda’s Maytag “Washun” Machine Billy-Bob says “It sure do run good but gets a little jumpy in the rinse cycle”