Tag Archive: Billy Bob and Twanda

Apr
02

Billy Bob and Twanda Introduce “Rent-A-Vette” For Those Special Occasions..

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Got a wedding, prom or that special tractor pull? Billy Bob and Twanda introduce “Rent-A-Vette” Using Uncle Bubba’s 1976 Corvette you can whisk that special lady to any event in style. A 12 pack of Colt 45 and a Jug of Boones Farm Strawberry Hill will be provided to get your lady in the mood. Billy Bob asks that you at least have learners permit. Twanda asks that if you can’t wait for thems wedding night nuptuals please use the grass next to the Rent-A-Vette and do not “Fawnocate” inside on the plush velvet interior. Please have the Rent-A-Vette back by 8pm on Saturday evening so Uncle Bubba can drag race at the Possum Balls Drag Strip.

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Feb
08

Has Anybody Seen Billy-Bob and Twanda?? Win A Bottle Of Boones Farm Strawberry Hill

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Another Redneck Auto-moment

by C-Johnny

As many of you know our favorite Redneck Couple Billy-Bob and Twanda have been thru many adventures. Oddly knowbody has ever seen them. So Carlisle Johnny.com is conducting a nationwide search for “Has Anybody Seen Billy-Bob and Twanda??” Submit your photos thru Facebook or email them to carsappraisals@yahoo.com . The winner will get to be in the Carlisle Johnny Hall of Fame and a bottle of Bonnes Farm Strawberry Hill..

Tags: Billy Bob and Twanda, Boones Farm, Has anybody seen Billy Bob abd Twanda?, Redneck Couple

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Oct
30

Another Redneck Auto-Moment

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Another Redneck Auto-moment

by C-Johnny

Billy-Bob and Twanda invent the first window “Crank-o-Matic”

Tags: Billy Bob and Twanda, Black and Decker, Power Window

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Sep
27

Another Redneck Auto-moment ..Uncle Zebb Decides To Open His Own Driving School

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by C-Johnny

In an effort to help the “Young-ins” Billy-Bob and Twanda’s Uncle Zebb have decided to open a Driving School for Teen Drivers..Uncle Zebb knows the Ole Family Delta 88 done need a little work but promises to get it ready for the road soon.They just ask that “Yall Young-Ins please leave your chewing tabacky and beer at home and also provide your own Bunji Cord because yall should never drive without a seat belt”

Tags: Billy Bob and Twanda, Delta 88, Driving School, Uncle Zebb

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Sep
07

Another Redneck Auto-moment ..The Best Way To Start A New School Year

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Another Redneck Auto-moment

by C-Johnny

With the school year fast approaching our favorite Redneck couple “Billy-Bob and Twanda” have decided to go into the “Young-in Transport Bizzness” Worried by recent bad weather Billy-Bob has equipped the bus with special all terrain axles..Powered by a 500hp 454 V8 Chevy Twanda says “Sure do get the Childrens to thar learin lesson real fast” Not to be slacking in safety and luxury the “Hill-Bill-A-Bus” comes with extra strong Bungi Chords to hold the littles ones in place and large ash trays and cup holders just in case the older kids “Wanna light one up and toss back a ice cold Colt 45“ Ahh “Colt 45″ the Malt Liquor” of Champions. Check out this classic Colt 45 TV spot with Redd Foxx. Remember Carlisle Johnny.com never approves of drinking and driving..

Tags: 454 v8, Billy Bob and Twanda, Bungi Chords, Chevy, School bus

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Aug
12

Another Redneck Auto-moment

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Another Redneck Auto-moment

by C-Johnny

Not to be behind the times that crazy couple Billy-Bob and Twanda have decided to build a Hybrid.Powered by 4 batteries borrowed from Uncle Jeb’s motorhome and the motor from Twanda’s Maytag “Washun” Machine Billy-Bob says “It sure do run good but gets a little jumpy in the rinse cycle”

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Jun
30

Billy Bob and Twanda Get The Houseboat Ready For July 4th..

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Another Redneck Auto-moment

by C-Johnny

Those crazy Rednecks Billy-Bob and Twanda are hitting the “High Seas” for the July 4th Holiday. Never one to let good ole junk go to waste Billy Bob took his daddy’s old work van and brother Jethro’s old fishing boat and created the “S.S. Kissin Your Cuzin“ Billy-Bob has installed an extra large fridge to fit the supply of Boones Farm and Colt 45 “The beer not the gun”. Billy-Bob likes to keep a large supply of “Strawberry Hill” cold. He says. “Twanda sure do get ornery during her lady time”