Tag Archive: Billy Bob
That crazy couple Billy Bob and Twanda have hit the road again. Billy Bob decided he wanted to take the family boat for a nice trip down the Frog Balls river. So he Twanda’s brother Timmy-Bob welded up a fine boat hanging device attached to the family pick em up truck. Twanda says “It sure do hold the boat fine but lifts up a little when you go over 90 mph” Billy-Bob’s only concern is “How de heck we gonna get the thing off the back to get it in the water”
In an effort to help with rising gas prices Billy-Bob and Twanda have entered in the Mass Transit “Bizaness” They done modified Twanda’s grocery getter. Billy-Bob upgraded the suspension with tractor springs and heavy duty heater from the family grille. Twanda claims it get 8 MPG on gasoline and 14 MPG on the “Recipe”
Our Ole friends Billy-Bob and Twanda are up to another crazy adventure. Seems like Billy-Bobs Daddy “Moonshine Mikey” done dropped his false teeth while fishing in the cesspool. So Billy-Bob modified the family car to help with the dig. Twanda says “It sure do dig good but a little tough to park at the “Piggly Wiggly”
Nothing makes Billy-Bob and Twanda happier than floating down the Ole Mudgump River in their “coostomized” houseboat enjoying a nice case of Colt 45 (the beer not the gun) and some Boones Farm Apple Hill.
Ahhh “Colt 45″ the beer of champions. Remember those Colt 45 beer commericals from the 1960′s with guy in the black suit..Well Carlisle Johnny has found one. Just CLICK on the Colt 45 can and enjoy a cold smooth Colt 45 ..Yuk
Billy-Bob and Twanda have had alot of snow in their little town of “Bulls-balls” So Billy-Bob had a Big Block Chevy sitting in the living room. He contacted Bubba’s Snow Blowers and Pedicures. Twanda says it “That thang can blow snow faster than Billy-Bob downs a “Schlitz”
TO SEE A GREAT VINTAGE “SCHLITZ” TV COMMERCIAL “CLICK” ON THE CLASSIC SCHLITZ AD..