Jun
07

In An Effort To Balance The Budget President Obama Will Be Introducing Project Possum

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Times are tough. The economy still has yet to rebound. With beef at an all time high people need to go to an alternate type meat. Seeing the need and wanting to add revenue to our bottom line President Obama and Democrats for Squirell Stew have come up with a brillant plan to feed the poor and make a few bucks. Called Project Possum these special Food Wagons will be filling roads south of the Mason Dixon line. Some of the yummy treats will be Squirell Stew, Possum Pie, Roadkill Kabob’s and Fox Fondue. Expect prices to be well ummm cheap. Please don’t bring your own roadkill unless you have de-furred it. Chef Bubba gets a little cranky sometimes.

Tags: Chef Bubba, Democrats for Squirell Stew, Food wagon, Mason Dixon, Obama, Project Possum, Roadkill

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C-Johnny

Welcome to Carlisle Johnny. My name is Johnny B and I have been an avid car crazed nut since age 13 years old. I purchased my first classic car at age 15, a 1948 Chevrolet Fleetmaster Convertible. Since then I have owned, sold, suffered and romanced over a 147 cars, and I haven’t looked back. I always tell people its not the cars or trucks it’s the stories and people behind them. I love all kinds of cars, but I lean more towards classics from the 30’s and 40’s, Triumphs, Old Crusty VW’s and Benz’s. However, I enjoy all kinds of vehicles of various years. I have spent the last 30 years in the Auto Parts Industry but also spent many years as a classic car appraiser in Carlisle Pa.(home of the famous Carlisle Fairgrounds) where I was a sponsor. During that time as an appraiser I traveled across the U.S. appraising wonderful cars and meeting incredible people. I spent time working as one of the head appraisers on the “Harold LeMay” collection. Which is one of the worlds largest collections, with 3,100 plus classic vehicles. In addition I have also worked on the Lincoln Highway 75th anniversary tour and had the honor to do the first leg across the U.S. as well as going to Barrett-Jackson numerous times. On the weekends you can find me singing Karaoke at The Village Way in Port Jefferson,New York. www.me4portjeff.com Through it all I still say its always about the people and the stories along the way. So that’s the main purpose of this site. The people, stories and the old klunkers we love, romance and question. So your invited to join in for a fun ride… Thanks from Johnny B “The Car Whisperer”