You all know who you are..All invited to ad to the list..
1 – You go to auto parts store just to browse. You
know it’s a nice summer day and you just have to see
what kind of wax is on sale or the newest gadgets to
come on the market.
2 – You have parts for cars you owned 10 years
ago. Hey you never know when your going to need
that 1938 Packard horn button or that 1957 Mercedes
220 owners manual.
3 – You have nicknames for your tools. I have a 50
year old pry bar with a yellow handle. I call him Ole
4 – You know there is other stuff on E-Bay but you
cant get past E-Bay motors.
5 – You have torn, burnt, cut, scraped, froze, pulled,
ripped, destroyed, bent, poked, splintered, jabbed
almost every part of you body during some type of
6 – You have had a VW Bug experience. You ain’t
lived till you been subject to some sort of VW Bug
mishap. Mine involved a 1966 Bug with rotted floors.
Let’s just say when the pedal box went sailing through
the floor boards on a rather large hill I saw my young
life flash in front of my eyes.
7 – You know car trivia and dates better than important
stuff. Carol Shelby’s birthday. Check. The timing
specs for a Spitfire. Check. Who’s ahead in the
Nascar standings. Check. Your Mom’s birthday. Duh.
Your anniversary. Duh.
8 – You’ve watch Smokey and the Bandit. And you
like it! You watch Overhaulin’ and cry at the end when
the person gets “Overhauled.”
9 – You have a bigger car t-shirt collection than Fruit
of the Loom. And you refuse to throw out the one with
holes and grease stains.
10 – As you get older you daydream less about the
opposite sex and more about car stuff. You
know..mmm header for the TR6…mmm new top for
the Spitfire..mmm look at that TR4…mmm Weber
carbs…MMMM! Look at that blonde..Ok Ok I’m not