Category Archive: Things that should never be allowed on road

Jun
21

BMW’s Ultimate “Frying Machine”

Now at Carlisle Johnny.com we dont claim to be engineers or Ben Franklin..but on some later model BMW’s the cars come from the factory with “water cooled alternators”.  Now don’t get us wrong.We love BMW’s but as Ole Ben Franklin will tell you its never a good idea to mix water and electricity..Maybe BMW should change there slogan to. “The ultimate “frying” machine”..

Jun
14

Mercedes Introduces Its New 4×4

In an effort to capture the growing “Bigfoot” truck market Mercedes Benz has introduced the “Uber-tip over-Wagen”. Powered by 12 motors from WWII surplus Kaiser washing machines it promises to give “0″ MPG and moves slower than Rosie O’ Donnell at an all you can eat buffet.

May
19

Things That Should Never Be On The Road..

Under the heading “Way too much time on your hands” We wonder how long it took to glue,paste or weld all this junk on this car. Looks like at one time it was a 1958 Mercury Turnpike Cruiser but what it is now?? Gotta be tough to run through the locar car wash. Picture Juan’s face when he trys to dry this behemoth on the other side of the car wash tunnel..

May
13

A Sure Fire Plan To Cut Fuel Costs and Mass Transit Costs In Long Island

Due to the high price of fuel officials in Long Island’s Suffolk County have decided to switch from buses to a much more frugal mode of mass transit. As you can see by the happy look on the drivers face he is just dying to serve your mass transit needs. The only problem is it might get a little tippy on the Long Island Expressway..

Mar
17

Thing That Should Never Be Allowed On The Road

 Its good to see that “Necessity is the Mother of all inventions” But geez…

Jan
19

Things That Should Never Be Allowed On The Road

Spotted with our Super Double Secret Carlisle Johnny Spy Camera is GM testing the new 2013 Chevy Weedwacker Hybrid

Dec
30

Things That Should Never Be Allowed On The Road

At Billy-Bobs and Twandas Lawn Mower Delivery Service. We-ins can bring yall grasschopper to you-ins doublewide seven days a week. Please provide bunji cords and a “40″ of Colt 45.

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