Times are tough. The economy still has yet to rebound. With beef at an all time high people need to go to an alternate type meat. Seeing the need and wanting to add revenue to our bottom line President Obama and Democrats for Squirell Stew have come up with a brillant plan to feed the poor and make a few bucks. Called Project Possum these special Food Wagons will be filling roads south of the Mason Dixon line. Some of the yummy treats will be Squirell Stew, Possum Pie, Roadkill Kabob’s and Fox Fondue. Expect prices to be well ummm cheap. Please don’t bring your own roadkill unless you have de-furred it. Chef Bubba gets a little cranky sometimes.
Category Archive: Another Redneck Auto-moment
That crazy couple Billy Bob and Twanda have hit the road again. Billy Bob decided he wanted to take the family boat for a nice trip down the Frog Balls river. So he Twanda’s brother Timmy-Bob welded up a fine boat hanging device attached to the family pick em up truck. Twanda says “It sure do hold the boat fine but lifts up a little when you go over 90 mph” Billy-Bob’s only concern is “How de heck we gonna get the thing off the back to get it in the water”
Yall been wondering where Billy-Bob and Twanda have been.Well they done been getting the “Fifth Wheel” and the family camper “The Bubba Doublewide” ready for their cross the county trip to the “Ned Beatty Campgrounds”.Billy-Bob made extra room for Twanda’s Daddy’s wooden leg and hound dog “Big Balls”. Billy-Bob Also promised a full ice box full of “Boones Farm” Cause Twanda “Gets a little ornery during her lady time” Check out this boss Boones Farm TV spot from the 70′s
In an effort to help with rising gas prices Billy-Bob and Twanda have entered in the Mass Transit “Bizaness” They done modified Twanda’s grocery getter. Billy-Bob upgraded the suspension with tractor springs and heavy duty heater from the family grille. Twanda claims it get 8 MPG on gasoline and 14 MPG on the “Recipe”
Our Ole friends Billy-Bob and Twanda are up to another crazy adventure. Seems like Billy-Bobs Daddy “Moonshine Mikey” done dropped his false teeth while fishing in the cesspool. So Billy-Bob modified the family car to help with the dig. Twanda says “It sure do dig good but a little tough to park at the “Piggly Wiggly”